Hello. I'm Pathetic, the giraffe. Valborg is coming this weekend and I'm getting ready for hijacking the duck race. How many should I write my name to get the prize? for the duck race, click here
Hello. I'm Chubby Pony. I've noticed that pony is a type of horses. My goal was to be a horse but now I've adjusted it to thoroughbred.
Hello. I'm Jaws, the giraffe. Pony, It might find it easier to be reincarnated as a thoroughbred.
Hello. I'm Chubby Donkey the mayor sheep. It was Valborg we were waiting for yesterday. Carnivorous and I sneaked in a Valborg party. Because we were too small to be seen we couldn't get any free champagne. For pictures of Valborg, click here
Hello. I'm Carnivorous. We should bring a megaphone and a ladder next year. It might be better to remember champagne in Swedish.
Hello. It's Chubby. I have a jar of mayonnaise everyday but I'm not like the person that Pathetic has found. I eat my dinner in a sophisticated way.
Hello. It's Pathetic from Cape Town. I'm often online listening Radio Helderberg which broadcasts my local music. That's Chubby's friend that I've found. You might want to turn the volume down. Open another window
Tcheeeee, Tchee, Tcheeee (dialing sound) Pooooo, pooooo, pooooo (ringing). Hello. It's me, Mutton. A stranger has come. I rang her up by air phone, just like air guitar, to ask who she was. Then, she went out in surprise. Did I say something wrong? Ching. (hanging up)
Flats here look all same. She must have mistaken. We should always lock the door, otherwise a mayo thief or two might come.
Hello. It's Carnivorous. My friend has told me a good news.
The cafe is open once a month. We should hurry up.
We should check the next open day.
Hello, it's carnivorous. We watched Eurovision Song Contest. Most of the villagers went to bed shortly after the opening saying boring except 4 of us. This contest starts late and is a long program (maybe too long). The winner was Azerbaijan. Is Azerbaijan in Europe?? She sang off the note. Was it OK? Anyway, my favorite was Moldova. If you like Red Hot Chili Peppers in early 90's, you might want to try. Open another window.
Hello, it's Pathetic. I was cheering for Serbia. It was pity she didn't win. If you like Pizzicato Five, you might want to try.Open another window.Last year's winner wasn't bad but I prefere her performance with amateur taste in last year. This time's song might not have been suitable for this contest.
I'm Chocolate Moose. We are key masters, not key rings. It's new that a tortoise can get a scab on the shell.
I'm Pancake. Chocolate Moose carried me for stairs but do I have to carry him home for that?
I thought a hippo talking.
I though a flying burger.
I'm Meatball, not a burger and I'm a moose, not a hippo.
We definitely do not go BAA.
No. We don't speak such an unsophisticated language.
Don't sheep go baa?!
How do moose go?
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What's the whirring noise?
Where's your propeller?
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I'm still an odd-toed ungulate.
I'd rather have a real orchestra than speakers